Greatest thing EVER...

Awesome mannequin display @ barney's



Sent from my iPhone.

yay!

for reconnecting with old friends. 

lame, lame, i know your name...

heidi montag is probably the most retarded person EVER. her new "music video" is ridiculous. her boyfriend/manager shot it himself with a handheld camera. duh. i was actually embarrassed for her when i watched it. if you want to see it for yourself here's a link. i warned you though.  

high class gutter punks

c-vicious and i are high class gutter punks. this is outside of the independent. the door man loved us so much he let us go in before everyone else and gave us our own "80's rock star" line. i wore those sunglasses all night. yup, i was that asshole. it was a choice i had to make and believe me it was the right choice. the word of the night was "fancy".

wirelesss

i hate my wireless connection. it bumps me off CONSTANTLY. it's fucking annoying. especially when i'm on ichat. what's even more awesome is that if you get bumped off and try to log on too many times it tells you that you've tried to log on to many times and you have to wait a few minutes to try again. what they don't tell you is a 'few' minutes is more like an hour. by that time i could give a fuck about what i was on ichat for in the first place. sometimes i hate technology.

why i love bart...

people like this. notice the beard twisted in to 2 spikes. notice the goo he used to twist his beard in to said spikes has clumps and dirt in it. also notice the same smegma in his hair. one more final amazing thing, i don't know if you can see the bloody blisters on his heel/ankle, but they are tre cute. that's niiiice...

WHA, WHAT?!!

ann coulter is endorsing HILLARY CLINTON? wtf? it must be a cold day in hell.